Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Becoming A Somali Pirate10. Is piracy a recession-proof industry?
9. How am I at ducking sniper fire?
8. Is there enough swash in my buckle?
7. Before committing, should I temp as a pirate?
6. Am I doing this just to get babes?
5. Is there an all-inclusive meal plan?
4. Will I get to meet Johnny Depp?
3. Will I get along with pitcher Ross Ohlendorf?
(Sorry, ask that question before becoming a Pittsburgh Pirate)
2. Is there more opportunity for advancement in Al Qaeda?
1. How's the commute from Jersey?
Source: CBS Late Show with David Letterman, April 14th.
Humorist Brian Unger discusses the huge cultural shift that Americans must undergo as we embark on the modern Global War on Pirates.
Audio: NPR's All Things Considered, April 14th.
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