Vwoobah, Ding, Right

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They aren't expecting heavy rain of Biblical proportion in Kentucky, but armed with survey results that claim 2/3 more visitors would come two by two, or in larger family groups, the religious ministry that built the Creation Museum will spend $24.5 million to build a full-scale wooden replica of Noah's Ark... Without heretical dinosaurs.

Scientist don't put much stock in promoting mythical interpretations of prehistory, or any accounts of the origins of the universe and life that literally match the Book of Genesis. But to residents of Boone County, the project could produce as many as 900 construction jobs... So what the heck, it's a check... Although power tools would be nice.

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