Drink Up

Guess that whole Stolichnaya vodka "have a drink with yourself" thing from the ad campaign didn't work out so well for Julia Stiles.



Bikinis on the Bus Banned in Brooklyn

Brooklyn's ultra orthodox Jews were apparently offended by the butt shots in the ads cruising through their neighborhoods on the sides of busses. New York City's Metropolitan Transit Authority caved to the pressure. The ads were all moved to other boroughs.

A Georgi spokesman explained a company-organized bikini-clad protest as"50 girls pointing their backsides at the MTA... Basically telling them to 'butt' out." No problem in California...

Meanwhile in Mootopia..
A dentist's job is like pulling teeth



You won't see this episode from the "Got Milk?" campaign by the California Milk Processors Board ad on TV, unless you're sitting in a dentist's office already... It was produced for a closed circuit feed to over 150 of them throughout the state.

Researchers claim music helps cows produce more milk, so actors in England decided to see if Shakespeare would work, too. They staged The Merry Wives of Windsor at a local farm.

Workers say the comedy upped the yield.