What Does A Woman Want?

Q: "Was will das Weib?" was Freud's original... The German verb "wollen" can mean want, wish, like, intend, desire or need.

A: To be perceived as beautiful, always, whatever her other wishes.

So what does forever have to do with 31?


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Lauren's going for her masters in Journalism at Missouri and is still 7 or 8 years from the survey's peak, but my guess is she'll have lots of admirers for many more years to come.

Statistics aren't really the way to deal with the question. And finding a mathematical average is just mean! (intended entendre)

Even without victims of body dismorphic disorder, who won't ever be satisfied or reassured, women want to feel good about their beauty. And it starts with hair.

A new do or color is the quickest obvious change. And in that pesky England, that gave us the that peak year poop, comes word that statistically a women will change her hair more than 100 times between ages 15 and 65. On average, they wear 3 different colors, but not at once.

Kelly Clarkson, winner of American Idol, Season 1

If you settle on a single color, the same confounded survey says that contrary to the airhead reputation, blondes in the U.K. earn more than brunettes and red-heads... North American mileage may vary.

It's important to choose a hair color that suits you. Complexion, skin tone, and eye color are some of the factors to consider. Warm and cool shades figure prominently moving past plausible toward ideal.

Hepburn, Bardot, Fawcett, Rosellini, Aniston & Moss

Most hair changes will involve moving between contemporary icons and a range of favorites worn before, not something totally out of left field... Unless on vacation.

Kelly Pickler, also of American Idol and now hair notoriety

Vacation Braids? He No Likey! Audio Embed: My Big Yap with Yukon Jack, 7/26/10 from CFBR-FM/Edmonton AB.

So except to remind that "I love it" will figure importantly in any guy's life, ranking right behind "I love you," I'll shut my big yap, too. And if you know what's good for you, you will, too, when confronted with new hair... Except to quote selectively from the previous sentence with frequency and sincerity.


Alana Davis sings Ani DiFanco