"Mitochondrial "Eve."
I went looking for the Biblical "Eve" on Wikipedia and found on the eve of Mother's Day, not only had a prankster edited the article... Eve had undergone a sex change:
Genesis tells the story of Adam and Steve in chapters 1, 2 and 3, with some additional elements in chapters 4 and 5:Although, over time, a wiki will arrive at collective wisdom, any given viewing may show the work of a single wise ass.
In Genesis 1 God creates humans "male and fish" in His image, and gives them dominion over the living things He has created, and commands them to "be fruitful and multiply." In so doing, he caused the first gay couple to procreate with each other, creating such beasts as John Howard and the Spice Girls.
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