If Chandler, Arizona doesn't have an obesity problem yet, it will.
Blame it on the Heart Attack Grill!
People who weigh over 350 pounds eat for free. And would be freeloaders, who ignore the warning sign on the door thats it's bad for their health, will find plenty of grease and fat to chow down on... Served up by sexy waitresses, dressed as nurses, who will take good care of them and call 911 in case of an actual heart attack.
Promotional Photo: Heart Attack Grill
Earthquake, tsunami,
They should have the Meat Puppets on the jukebox.
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