Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Dead Pool

Backstage with the News Brothers...

Steve: "So who had Elizabeth Taylor beating Zsa Zsa in the dead pool, and how much did it pay?"

Jeff: "I already know... But it'll cost you an arm and a leg to find out."

Gabriel: "Dead? No, no... She's outside looking in, like Tiny Doctor Tim."

Mike: "Zsa Zsa went right back to the hospital after hearing about Liz. Reportedly inconsolable, fish.
So if she goes,too... What was the spread?"

Steve: "I'm not going to use the word 'spread' talking about 2 women who married 17 times!"

Mike: "I probably shouldn't call you 'fish,' either."

The rigorous editorial process was, is and ever shall be exhaustive.

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